One of the most loyal Dawg Pounders is done barking about the sad state of his beloved Cleveland Browns. It’s time to bite.

Derek Anderson stepped up to the podium and began his weekly news conference with a weather update.

One day after another humiliating home loss, a few Cleveland defensive players spent part of their afternoon betting each other on who could shoot a ball from behind a laundry bin into a garbage can across their spacious locker room.

Aaron Rodgers never let his eyes wander, never let his thoughts drift. For 60 near-perfect minutes on the field, Green Bay’s quarterback focused only on the Cleveland Browns.

The lowered shoulders, the career numbers, the shockingly lopsided score. Cedric Benson was uncomfortable calling it a day of revenge.

The only thing the Cleveland Browns have caught in the past two weeks is the flu.

Every time Cedric Benson takes a handoff, he’ll be carrying a grudge along with the ball.

Police say Cleveland Browns cornerback Eric Wright flipped his car over on a wet highway entrance ramp and was taken to a hospital.

Nine of the 10 Cleveland Browns who missed practice the past two days with the flu are back with the team.

The Cleveland Browns have signed free agent tight end Michael Gaines.

Just when it couldn’t get any worse for the woeful Cleveland Browns, it got worse.

No blocking, no knocking around. First-round draft pick Andre Smith wasn’t allowed to bump into anybody during his first in-uniform practice with the Cincinnati Bengals on Wednesday, an indication that he’s still a long way from playing regularly.

Chad Ochocinco has a new iPhone application that was created with the help of Bengals quarterback Jordan Palmer and breaks new ground for the media-savvy receiver.

Even Rolling Stone is throwing rocks at Browns coach Eric Mangini.

And really, after another loss in Pittsburgh, what’s there to say?